Family courts will prohibit married men with six children from getting divorced.

Family courts across the country will reject divorce applications from married men with six or more children.

In a surprising, but widely celebrated (by mothers-in-law), measure, the country's judiciary has announced that those who are married and have half a dozen offspring will not be able to request a divorce in any form, and therefore, will not be able to remarry their employees.

The divorce will not proceed, especially if they want to go with their co-worker.

The new provision, already published in the Official Journal of Late Marriage , establishes that "once the subject has contributed to bringing half a soccer team into the world, he or she is automatically unable to get out of the commitment," leaving many spouses tied for life and without a change of shirt.

"If they're already married, what are they looking at with the new employee?" questioned a judge who will not authorize the separation even if the applicant agrees to pay child support, plus an advance bonus, to all of his children.

Everyone after watching the “Chespirito” series:

"Roberto Gómez Bolaños was just a man who left his wife and mother of his six children as soon as he became successful!" pic.twitter.com/l8jmb2kTJe

— Simpsonito (@SoySimpsonito) June 26, 2025

Should any of these amorous slobs attempt a legal divorce, they will be punished with exemplary punishment: they will be deprived of 90% of their salary, meaning the new wife will no longer have any interest in continuing with them, thus allowing the marriage to continue financially and financially.

"Besides, if the new spouse has already been with half the workforce, why does she have to be with a married man with children?" questioned a Civil Registry official, who will no longer be able to register divorces for these individuals.

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