Vallarta and Florence Cassez are hired to investigate how much Loret earns.
Hooded Studio.- In what could be an alternate Netflix production, Israel Vallarta and Florence Cassez have been officially designated as the investigators in charge of revealing how much Carlos Loret de Mola earns, a figure that, according to AMLO, neither the Treasury, nor the INAI, nor God himself have been able to specify.
“At least this time we won’t have to wear balaclavas ,” the man enthused, after asking, “What is a smartphone ?”
Israel Vallarta has several techniques that he can applyIf a reparation agreement were desired, #IsraelVallarta should request it. It would have to be recognized as a victim, including through legal proceedings, and from there, compensation for the damages.
The legal procedure is very clear, the president explained… pic.twitter.com/jfFiwM33I6
— SinLínea.Mx (@SinLinea_Mx) August 1, 2025
The appointment was announced by the National Institute for Historical Reparations and Bilateral Wrongs, after deeming them to be the best people to conduct the investigation into Loret's heritage inventory, as they were directly affected by their Reuters -style reporting.
“And we are no longer hostages, we are now auditors ,” Cassez declared in perfect Spanish, thanks to an intensive Venga la Alegría marathon.
🚨 #BreakingNews Moments ago, #IsraelVallarta was released. pic.twitter.com/aAzDfT6CTH
— Elia AlmanzaA 💜💚💗 (@EliaAlmanzaA) August 1, 2025
According to what has been announced, Florence will conduct digital surveillance and trace deposits in Andorra; while Israel will apply advanced investigative techniques, such as searching Loret's refrigerator, which could lead them to calculate the amount of his assets and determine whether they came from his reporting or from his successful career as a cameraman.
Once the assets have been determined, the Attorney General's Office is already considering a staged reconstruction of how the money fell into his lap, complete with cameras, as a tribute to better times.
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