After a university presentation, Noroña receives a degree in obstetrics and fertility.

Gerardo Fernández Noroña will receive a degree in obstetrics after giving a talk in which he confidently explained that "a man cannot be raped by a woman."

The politician and professional rifleman was invited to a university to give a talk on democracy, but ended up giving a lecture on human reproduction, biological reactions, and loose interpretations of the Kama Sutra.

Noroña: A woman can't rape me.

If anything, these kinds of statements only demonstrate the senator's machismo, as he denies the vulnerability of a man and reduces rape to the use of the penis.

Let's not make victims invisible, deny them, or reject them. pic.twitter.com/POAcd6IX8T

— Deputies Out of Context (@DiputadosOut) September 7, 2025

Noroña clarified that not even with the "love sofa" can they force him

“I once had a girlfriend who got a Brazilian wax. Obviously, I couldn't function like that even if she tried to force me ,” the humble senator remarked, leaning into profile so the college students could appreciate his beauty.

The legislator's wisdom has already caught the attention of the Mexican Federation of Obstetrics and Gynecology Colleges, which has chosen to award him a diploma certifying him as an "Honorary Doctor of Fertility and Wetland Sciences."

After receiving the recognition, the aspiring boxing champion wasted no time and declared himself ready to open his own political gynecology clinic, where, in addition to assisting in births, he promised to give premarital talks and offer revolutionary contraceptive methods, such as streaming his YouTube videos to curb the urge for horny guys.

“ A woman can't drag me to a motel if I don't want her to… she can't! Not even if she pays for dinner,” he finally declared in his acceptance speech, while seeming to recall something very personal from his past.

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