The National Migration Institute will impose visa requirements on visitors from Patagonia.
Falkland Islands.- Following the series of scandals involving Ximena Pichel, the National Migration Institute imposed visa requirements for all visitors from Patagonia .
The announcement was made this morning, confirming the imposition of a new immigration requirement: a special visa for anyone coming from the Pampa region, Antarctica , or the Boca neighborhood.
Immigration will finally put a filter on those arriving from the Pampas.Another video of Argentine Ximena Pichel has emerged: she took a guard's cell phone because they wouldn't let her in.
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"The goal isn't to discriminate, but to prevent another case of shouting, classism, and debts in luxury condominiums," declared the head of the organization, who had been considering the measure for some time in response to the repeated monologue of "how many drinks do you have?" used by these people from the La Plata region.
The new visa, unofficially dubbed the "Pichel Visa," will include basic manners tests, an anger management course, and a culinary tutorial, so that visitors from that region of the world can adapt to the country's customs and traditions without clashing with the rest of the population.
Upon learning of the measure, countries that have traditionally had close, friendly contact with the inhabitants of that country are already considering implementing similar measures. Brazil , Uruguay, Chile, Colombia, the Netherlands, France, Germany , Australia, England, the United States, Portugal, and Spain are among the countries that would also impose visa requirements on those citizens who still believe the Falkland Islands exist.
Finally, it was announced that the INM is also considering placing signs at airports with the following legend:
“Welcome to Mexico. There's no discrimination here… and if you want to talk about soccer, we'll also talk about boxing and manners.”
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